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An Idiot's Test For Idiots
by Thomas McKinnis

March 6, 1998

I stand amazed each time I ask young adults (age 14-24) basic questions to which I learned the answers in the 3rd or 4th grade. Try this simple test with your own family, friends, and even enemies. It's better to shake your head than get in a fight over why those about you don't know the answer.


A Basic Test For Idiots
1.The number of days in one year?____________________
2.When will the next leap year occur?____________________
3.The number of days in one leap year?____________________
4.How many years are in a United States President's term of office?____________________
5.How many hours in a day?____________________
6.How many minutes in an hour?____________________
7.How many seconds in a minute?____________________
8.How many quarts in a gallon?____________________
9.How many pints in a gallon?____________________
10.What are the five basic vowels in the English languge?____________________
11.What is the square root of 169?____________________
12.How many states are in the continental United States?____________________
13.If the sales tax rate is 6.25 percent and you purchase a twenty dollar item, what will be the total cost?____________________
14.What is the decimal equivalent of the fraction 1/4?____________________
15.How many letters are in the English alphabet?____________________
16.What is eight squared?____________________
17.What is four cubed?____________________
18.Who was the first President of the United States?____________________
19.What are the primary colors?____________________
20.In what century is the year 2000?____________________
21.Spell the homonym for "pier".____________________
22.Name the four kinds of sentences.____________________
23.What are the two types of nouns?____________________
24.What are the two types of verbs?____________________
25.What is the general spelling rule when the word has the letters "i" and "e" following each other?____________________
26.What are the five senses of the human body?____________________
27.What is the synonym of "car"?____________________
28.What is the average temperature of the human body?____________________
29.In donating blood, what type blood is the "universal" donor?____________________
30.What is the largest organ of the human body?____________________
31.How many feet in a mile?____________________
32.In the New Testament of the Bible, what are the first four books?____________________
33.In the Bible, who was swallowed by the whale?____________________
34.How many commandments did God give to mankind?____________________
35.What is the speed of light?____________________
36.What is the speed of sound?____________________
37.What is one-half of nine?____________________
38.How many times a minute does the average human heart beat?____________________
39.How many inches in a yard?____________________
40.What is the square root of 81?____________________
41.How many square feet in a square yard?____________________
42.A person wants to cover a nine foot by twelve foot room with either carpet or floor tiles. The tiles sold by 12" by 12" pieces for $1 each and the carpet sold by the yard for $10. Which is the best buy (carpet or tile)?____________________
43.How many donuts in a baker's dozen?____________________
44.How many years in a decade?____________________
45.How many years in a century?____________________
46.Write the year 1956 in Roman numerals.____________________

Check back again for more questions for idiots. Maybe if you E-Mail me, I'll even send you the answers.

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